Big cat, small vacuum.
Two friends promise to meet up at the magic kingdom, to only wind up in a wild goose chase.
Maybe they should have specified which kingdom first?
Francis & I
(Thanks for the help Meli & Francis!)
This is so adorable!
did he even have a script
One time in a science class this guy was talking about how nerdy girls aren’t cute, but it is kinda sexy when a hot girl can use a microscope so I looked back at him and said, “yeah, it must be nice when a girl can finally see your penis”
god bless your soul
IM PRINTING THIS OUT AND PUTTING IT ON MY FRIDGE
BECAUSE GODDAMNIT PARENTS JUST BECAUSE THE ONLY INTERNET RELATIONSHIPS YOU HEAR ABOUT ON THE NEWS ARE THE ONES WHERE SOMEONE WINDS UP AS A FLESH SUIT DOESN’T MEAN THERE CAN’T BE ONES THAT ARE LIKE NORMAL AND HEALTHY AND EVERYTHING
HONESTLY THE SAME THING CAN HAPPEN WITH NORMAL RELATIONSHIPS I COULD MEET A KID AND HE COULD MURDER ME TOO OKAY REALLY TAKE A CHILL PILL
Jfc is Canadia even real
I live in Canada and I’m not even sure.
60 notes in and no one has noticed that I spelled Canada wrong…nailed it
It’s ok the leader of our country also thinks its Canadia.
canada is my favourite contury
"Margaret, I don’t think they’re open on Sundays."
Celebrities doing the ALS ice bucket challenge
trying to make time-sensitive plans with someone who doesn’t text back quickly
simba got a new maine
Darling, I know you may feel upset right now.
You think that things won’t get better.
But I promise you that they will. I don’t know when, but that means you have to live to see.
You are a wonderful, unique person that deserves to be on this planet.
I’ll be here for you no matter what. You are not alone.